strange

So I was at school.
Soquel.
It was all weird. really big. Multiple Stories...
I was going to PE on the 3rd floor. They had a Huge Gym up there. We did all the PE stuff and I was doing rather well. I was sick and coughing madly though so sometimes I would Slow down while running because I was not feeling well. The teacher kept getting mad at me and at the end of the period he came to me and said He was Worried that I was Depressed. I was Totally Blown Away by that.. Since when to PE Teachers care about anything? So I talk to him and He is full of hot gas. I tell he I am not depressed but he would never believe me. He just kept getting mad. He told me that I was doing so bad in the class. He gave me a large piece of paper filled with all these PE things to do (on my own time) by the end of the year or I wouldn't pass. The list was ridiculous and there were only like 2 days left in the school year. Upset, I went home that day, Had a glass of water and then went to the bookstore downtown to buy some book.
I later went to the Fair and everything was crazy. lots of strange clowns. They even had a little log flume ride that was all flimsy because it is portable.

Random I know... But I figured I might as well post something here.


such strange dreams...

Josh dream!

Well Tyra Banks was in it. And she was saying, "Josh will show you what to do and how to do it" and weird things like that. And I don't really remember but I walked into Costco and Josh was like stocking shelves and there were a bunch of people there and Tyra gave me a condom that looked like a bobbin for a sewing machine and it was so weird!
Right then was when I woke up.

Weird

Paraplegics

Well first I got married and me and my husband (I'm trying hard to remember who it was but I can't) rode bikes around town while we were still dressed in wedding clothes. We were in Soquel I think. Then we kept jumping these gates and we went inside our friend's house and a bunch of people I knew were there and me and my husband went into a separate room and dot dot dot. Then My uncle came and asked me to babysit and I thought I was going to babysit his children but it turns out I had to babysit like 10 15 year olds. It was weird...but I did. And one girl (who looked like Allison janney) was going to be sick and some girl was comforting her. I sat down at a table by my friends Sergio and Phillip and two other people I didn't know.
Then Sergio says, "Show the trick!" And Phillip starts curling his hand back... like rolling it up his arm...then he tied it into a knot at it looked like an octopus tentacle. Sergio says, "It's because he's a paraplegic(which makes no sense)! He can do it all the way to his lip! Hey (talking to the kid next to us) I bet you can do it too!" The kid twists his leg or something and Phillip yells, "EW THAT'S SO GROSS!" although he was doing the same thing.
Then it ended

club concert

I was at some sort of resort or country/golf club-like place and I remember that there were a lot of restaurants and stuff like that. Anyway when I was there before the concert started I bought a lot of comic books but lost them all after I read them. That made me kind of mad so then I was going to steal some alcohol that was on a bench outside of a restaurant (somehow this made sense in the sense that the alcohol belonged to the restaurant). But I decided not to because the restaurant had big windows were the employees could see me.

Later that night there was a concert that was kind of web 2.0 and DIY themed for some reason. I can't remember any of the bands but I think it was generally some sort of rock show because they had instruments that would be used for some kind of rock music. Anyway, there was this guy in the back who shot rocks at people that he thought were annoying and I didn't like that. During a break between bands I started like beating up a mermaid in a plastic bucket to the rhythm of music (coming from somewhere, maybe the band hadn't stopped). Then the guy came down and started shooting rocks at me from very short distances. I didn't like this because for some reason I didn't know what I was doing wrong. I thought that beating up mermaids was like having sex or dancing with them or something, I guess. Then my dad woke me up.